people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
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Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles.
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stay out of my lana del way
what the fuck did u just lana del say
Guys, I need your help! :D
I’m going to Amsterdam this May (awwww yissss) and of course I read a lot about its places and museums etc. But I really would like to know where should I go and what places to visit from people who had been there or live there. So, please, help me with this! I would be forever grateful! :D
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
And then they give you a reason and its like
And here, children, we have an example of what a perfect human being is like.
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